the-lone-pamphleteer:

http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2011/08/08/letters-to-the-children-of-troy/
foxhammer:

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey:

221bumblebbakerstreet:

droppingtheuphemism:

2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.

Wisconsin is the least courteous.
Well. I’m sure am proud of my state.

According to this, Mass is least likely to swear but is not courteous. Sooo… we don’t fight with our words but we are passively aggressive to each other?

I call fucking bullshit on this thing.
Fuck shit badger

Ohio: Because fuck you.

foxhammer:

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey:

221bumblebbakerstreet:

droppingtheuphemism:

2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.

In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.

Wisconsin is the least courteous.

Well. I’m sure am proud of my state.

According to this, Mass is least likely to swear but is not courteous. Sooo… we don’t fight with our words but we are passively aggressive to each other?

I call fucking bullshit on this thing.

Fuck shit badger

Ohio: Because fuck you.

sisterofsteam:

jontpirtle:

This.

OMG MY CHILDHOOD

sisterofsteam:

jontpirtle:

This.

OMG MY CHILDHOOD

naito-nii:

gamingrules:

TOP 10 GAMING RULES OF ALL TIME (by notes)

  1. Gaming Rule #68
  2. Gaming Rule #64
  3. Gaming Rule #40
  4. Gaming Rule #54
  5. Gaming Rule #27
  6. Gaming Rule #121
  7. Gaming Rule #3
  8. Gaming Rule #70
  9. Gaming Rule #11
  10. Gaming Rule #90

I broke rule #70 when I got halo 4 >.> and #11 has a solid point indeed.

the-goddamn-doomguy:

However, due to a mess up at Amazon they have classified our Doom figure as a biohazard because of the text mentioning military weapons etc. etc. It’s actually pretty funny if you think about it. This is going to delay Doom orders by 4-7 days. We apologize for the delay, but we could not have conceived that a toy could be considered a military weapon.

That is priceless.

ask-vonbelfry:

WITH THAT PROBLEM HANDLED, MY BED IS FREE. NEW PROBLEM, LOOK AT THAT LOPSIDED SHIT. LOOKS LIKE I’M ON A PLAIN MATTRESS FOR A WHILE.

FLIP IT OVER

ask-vonbelfry:

WITH THAT PROBLEM HANDLED, MY BED IS FREE.
NEW PROBLEM, LOOK AT THAT LOPSIDED SHIT.
LOOKS LIKE I’M ON A PLAIN MATTRESS FOR A WHILE.

FLIP IT OVER

ask-vonbelfry:

I LITERALLY JUST PUNCHED 3 SPIDERS. I AM IN AUSTRALIA. I AM AUSTRALIAN. DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THESE LITTLE SHITS. ONE PUNCH EACH.

So I did an image search for Torgue because I wanted something to slide into that last reblog, and this popped up.  This is just too awesome not to share.

So I did an image search for Torgue because I wanted something to slide into that last reblog, and this popped up.  This is just too awesome not to share.

Ever woken up to find…

ask-vonbelfry:

That you hadn’t actually slept and it’s 5:30 am and you’ve never had this much motivation in your life and you just want to make a ridiculous tumblr post series tagged “holyfuckadventure” and you WANT TO SPEAK IN ALL-CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AAAAAAAAAA

DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL REBLOGS ON TUMBLR AREN’T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW?  THAT’S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!

(Sorry, it’s all I could think of when you went capslock.)